“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Wet 4


These random erotic paintings have been tucked away unseen for ages as I didn’t have a category in which to list ’em until I belatedly launched my SMUT page. The one thing all these pieces have in common is that they were done Alla Prima which of course is Latin for painting ‘stark naked whilst p*ssed out of one’s head’.
OK, that’s a lie. It means ‘done in one session’ and all the ‘WET’S and naughty celebs were cranked out in about 4 or 5 hours each. I won’t bother with individual descriptions as they’re all pretty self explanatory.