“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Orignal Artwork

Welcome to my original art page! As many of you know, my main selling platform is Ebay, which isn’t as demeaning as it sounds. Well, OK, it is. But when folks are being asked to fork out between £250 to £1000, some excellent Ebay feedback really helps. Or even mine!

But as pleased as I am with Ebay, they’ve recently started adding extra charges to customers invoices and this has gotten worse since Brexit. Therefore, I’m offering you the option to buy direct from me! This means that the only extras you’ll be getting are a super free Stunningly Savage print of your choice, a classy Certificate Of Authenticity and a cheap photo copied pic of my latest masterpiece with a tacky message scrawled across it. Whoopie! Also, without Ebay taking a cut I can afford to offer free postage. Double Whoop!

Naturally your painting will be fully insured so if your postman gets mugged or gobbled up by Reptilicus on the way to your door you won’t lose a dime.

Yep, it’s a win-win situation. So don’t just sit there, go buy something!!!

All my paintings are rendered in oil on heavy 16 1/2” X 11 3/4” canvas textured oil paper and posted out in bomb proof tubes.