Just for once I’d like to be offered a nice normal commission, perhaps two West Highland Terriers frolicking in a field of poppies or a Rimini sunset.
Alas, I fear it’s not to be.

Things might have turned out different if soft porn/ shlock horror actress Suzi Lorraine hadn’t hired me to do her Psycho Bitch painting. Like Van Gogh said, once you’ve painted a homicidal blonde wiping blood up her ass there’s really no going back.

Oh well, at least it’s never boring and the guy who commissioned most of this stuff (erotic horror book publisher Greg Hurlstone) pays very well, although not very often!

I’d like to use this bit of space to wax lyrical about my excellent prints! All Stunningly Savage prints are created on a ruinously expensive professional fine art printer using 300 gsm Super Heavy Satin Paper. Naturally all my prints are sent out signed and numbered by myself and there are no extra postal charges for multiple orders. These really are beautiful prints scanned directly from the original artworks and I promise you that it’s impossible to buy better quality reproductions of my twisted images anywhere else on the planet!