For the past few years I’ve been plonking all my sleazier pieces in the EROTICHORROR section but I’ve noticed that the horror paintings we’re starting to be outnumbered by the smuttier stuff so I’ve forked out for a stand alone page which I’ve imaginatively entitled SMUT!

Now,I know it can be a bit embarrassing if you’re spotted in here but don’t worry,you are in good company. Look, over there behind the Bonnie Rotten display; it’s my Ghoulish Publishing boss Brycie, snapping off a few shots for a sleazy feature on Traci Lords. And to his left it’s Wang Ho from Fuzz Bucket Productions in Thailand checking out possible covers for his soon to be released Clam Slammer Series.

And gosh! If I’m not mistaken, in the corner right in front of the Collinson Twins – it’s Pee Wee Herman vigorously polishing his…..oh dear……

Sally,can you come over here for a minute. Bring a flannel and a mop.

Bugger.

Maybe a SMUT PAGE wasn’t such a good idea after all.