“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



People like to take the piddle out of director Ed Wood but I think it’s a safe bet to say nobody ever sat through the mind bogglingly bad ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’ just once. True, we have to keep re-visiting it because it is so gloriously incompetent that like the announcer says at the beginning “We won’t believe our eyes” but it’s also a super cozy movie that’s fun to watch with all our equally incompetent chums. Anyway, who the hell ever sat through Prometheus twice?