“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Vampira

£30.00

People like to take the piddle out of director Ed Wood but I think it’s a safe bet to say nobody ever sat through the mind bogglingly bad ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’ just once. True, we have to keep re-visiting it because it is so gloriously incompetent that like the announcer says at the beginning “We won’t believe our eyes” but it’s also a super cozy movie that’s fun to watch with all our equally incompetent chums. Anyway, who the hell ever sat through Prometheus twice?