“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



This piece has been done for VHS distributors, Mongrel Video. Regular readers of my Dark Side column (Steve Bates, Yves from Belgium and some woman in Frinton) will have often heard me mention Mongrel; the Texas firm that pays me top dollar because they’re so stoned they think I’m Graham Humphreys.
After sitting through Shreck I considered it the worst film ever made but having just watched the next movie I’ve got to do for them (Death Shock) I realized I was wrong. Still, at least that one has the sizzlingly hot Linzi Drew in it so stand by for more tasteless smut in about four days!