“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



Inferno wasn’t just the most unpopular cover I ever did; it was the most unpopular cover ever! This was down to some complete pervert deciding that this famous scene would be enhanced by the heroine being painted big bunned and pantless. OK, it might have been me. I didn’t get fired over it but this and the big squid on Bay of Blood didn’t help my longevity any.