“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Hatchet

£30.00

Me and the wife posed for this one. Sally’s nudging 50 now but she’s still hot, I’m nearly 60 and as you can see, not so much. Pick the Hatchet movies up and get the beers in; you’ll love ’em!