“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



Imagine arriving home after a hard days crime fighting only to find this chick waiting on your drive with a bad attitude and a bull whip. Actually, I’m imagining it now so just have a quick shuffle through my other listings and I’ll be back in 5 minutes!
Ah, that’s better. Right, Catwoman is No. 2 in my Super Villains Series. Next up is The Riddler followed by (Oh God, Oh God) Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn. I’ve also got to whack off (what, again!!??) another Suzi Goes To… for The Dark Side and a book cover for The Greatest British Horror Films; all of which will naturally be auctioned here. Oh, you lucky, lucky punters!