“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

 

ALL PRINTS ARE P&P FREE!!!!!!!

Of course, telling yourself that art is subjective whilst getting slung out of art school and every gallery in the land is like saying age is just a number whilst dribbling into your incontinence pants.

But this is the lot of the exploitive artist (getting kicked not dribbling, although some of us do that too!) Done correctly exploitive art should offend virtually everybody. It’s not supposed to drag people screaming from their carefully crafted Vallejo’s or compete with those technically perfect digital doodles traced off film stills. It’s supposed to be raw and visceral and done whilst stinking of turps and cheap wine. If I don’t stagger down out of my attic studio looking like Keith Richards scrotum then I haven’t worked hard enough. Is it good art?  Hell yes!

So let’s all bend over, slap on our bathing caps and take a big slippery dip into the septic depths. Oh yes, there will be dangers for we are crossing vast malevolent oceans where huge howling hooters and screeching slut enhanced horrors gather in our wake.  But that’s all part of the fun so come on in and join us. Don’t wear your best trunks though.

We are going to get really filthy!
 
 
 
 

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