“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”
Worldwide delivery from £3.50.
No extra cost for multiple orders. 
Description
Description
Description
Description
Welcome to my website and the wonderful world of exploitive horror art!

Now this is obviously a site for grown ups so if you’re sitting there with your school shorts around your ankles and a Deely Bopper on your head you are either too young or Allan Bryce on his day off. If it’s the former, clear off now or Freddy will be around to waterboard your granny.

Right, I’ve just spent an obscene amount of money on the biggest and best fine art printer in the freakin’ world so I’m expecting some serious print orders off you all. Each print is run off on Super Heavy 300gsm Satin paper, signed by me and guaranteed color fast for 200 years!

As always I throw in a freebie print graced with a nice personalized message. True, this is usually of something so disgusting and unsellable that even Pee Wee Herman wouldn’t sit and look at it but on the plus side it won’t be Susan Boyle in a thong because I just sent the last one of those to Darrin Venticinque in Long Island!

All the best,
Description
Description
Description
Description
Description
Description
Description
Description
Price:
0.00
Items:
0
Description

Poster Girls Ghoulies

"They get you in the end!" Ouch! The....  view more

Jennifer's Body

I painted this Megan Fox movie after....  view more

Frankenhooker

The fact that a piece of crap like....  view more

The Exorcist

Back in 1973, my then wife (Silvana)....  view more

The Bride Of Frankenstein

The Bride Of Frankenstein is often....  view more

Red Sonja

The best thing I can say about the....  view more

Suzi Goes To Cleethorpes

Yep, it's that time again! Fans of the....  view more

The Thing

It was 1984 and my then wife, Silvana,....  view more

The Fog

I can make quite a bit more painting....  view more

Vampirella

I'm away with my wife, Sally, and our....  view more

Ana Sofia

Back in 1968 my dad took me to visit....  view more

All Hallow's Eve

I must admit that I've never seen this....  view more

Natalie Wood

Natalie has joined my Hollywood Icons....  view more

Jayne Mansfield

Back in 1957 the organizers of a dinner....  view more

Death Shock

Because I take on jobs that other....  view more

SHRECK

If you've just stumbled across this....  view more

Empire Of The Ants

Hearing Joan Collins's always name....  view more

Sundown

I'm still up to my neck in commercial....  view more

Cat Woman

As I've said before, the two toughest....  view more

The Captain's Wife

' Trawler-man Bob was having a really....  view more

$SIGNUP$
$VALIDATION$
Working... Please wait