“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”
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Welcome to my spanking new site and the wonderful world of exploitive horror art!

Now this is obviously a site for grown ups so if you’re sitting there with your school shorts around your ankles and a Deely Bopper on your head you are either too young or Allan Bryce on his day off. If it’s the former, clear off now or Freddy will be around to waterboard your granny.

Right, I’ve just spent an obscene amount of money on the biggest and best fine art printer in the freakin’ world so I’m expecting some serious print orders off you all. Each print is run off on Super Heavy 300gsm Satin paper, signed by me and guaranteed color fast for 200 years!

As always I throw in a freebie print graced with a nice personalized message. True, this is usually of something so disgusting and unsellable that even Pee Wee Herman wouldn’t sit and look at it but on the plus side it won’t be Susan Boyle in a thong because I just sent the last one of those to Darrin Venticinque in Long Island!

All the best,
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