Yvonne Romain Alla Prima
£30.00
Yvonne was never more beautiful than in Curse Of The Werewolf and absolutely nothing this film threw at her could mar that beauty. Roughed up and slapped silly by a syphilitic Marques? Beautiful. Bonked into oblivion by a rabid beggar who hasn’t had a jump in two decades? Beautiful. Found face down in a filthy lake with a bodice full of frogs? Beautiful.
I swear this woman could hit a brick wall at 90 mph after being farted out of an elephant’s backside and she’d still make Kate Moss look like Wayne Rooney!