Herman Munster’s old lady, Lily! Yvonne De Carlo was quite a prize back in the late 40’s, so much so that after getting lucky with her Tony Curtis couldn’t wait to spread the news and howled across a busy New York main street to Walter Matthau “HEY, WALTER, I JUST XXXXED YVONNE DE CARLO!!!!” Many years later I would replicate this scene when, upon spotting my best friend Allan Nuttycombe in Rushden High St, yelled out “Hey Allan, I just bonked Fat Nancy!” Admittedly this didn’t have the same impact, mainly because (as regular readers of my Dark Side column know), I never got anywhere near bonking Fat Nancy!
