“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Wolf Moon

£30.00

My ex wife, Silvana, posed for this painting back in 1986. I’ve got to give her credit, she really did strike a brilliant pose for this one, so good in fact that I gave her a version without the wolf. Well, I didn’t give it to her; the rotten magistrates awarded it to her along with my house, car, all my money, half my dog etc…..etc…..
I protested that I should have the painting because I was the artist but she insisted that she should have it because she was the model. Then she stripped off and they gave it to her. But I’m not bitter about it. And I’m sure she doesn’t mind in the slightest that I’ve posted her bare butt all over the internet…..