Wings Of Death
Not a movie, this one, nor a Dark Side cover; Wings of Death is simply concocted up from my twisted imagination and done for fun. I know you’re probably thinking “Hell, it doesn’t look like much fun to me!” but don’t worry; the pterodactyl’s fly over the girl, take out the high priest and p*ss off back to Skull Island. The hot chick leaps from her perch and spins her way down a mango tree thus becoming the first Paleolithic Age’s first pole dancer. Soon she’s the proud owner of a sleazy club which does brisk business until someone invents ping pong balls and opens a more perverse club down the road!