“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

When The Girls Come Calling

£30.00

Yep, more smut. This time it’s for an SFX Vampire Special. Most of these girls had put in an appearance on the cover of Caligula but as that movie actually managed to make sex look boring nobody bought it and nobody noticed. The beckoning blonde is a Ukrainian dancer who worked for some company called Laptastic.