“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

WET No 14


The biggest obstacle to painting nude women isn’t getting my 18 year old niece, Suzi, in Alabama to pose for ’em but getting all the forgeries tracked down and sorted out. I’m not pretending that I’m the world’s most collectible artist but the fact is that as soon as I post an original nude oil painting on here several folks in China start flogging it too! It’s hardly surprising that I don’t sell a lot of original’s in China; every $%£&^%& there already has one!