“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Vampirella Lonely This Christmas


When I paint Vampi I like to go the Frazetta route, which is to create her from imagination and incorporate all the features that make up one’s perfect woman. This is slightly worrying because all my Vampirella’s look like New Mexican hookers! Obviously I’m still uptight that my dad never bought me one in the short while we lived in New Mexico. Tightarse.

Oh well, it’s too late now; Donald’s building a wall to keep all the bugger’s out, although in truth not that many Mexican hookers make their way to England anyway.

By the way, I don’t want to explain why that corpse looks so happy but needless to say he’s having an EXCELLENT Christmas!