“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Vampirella Alla Prima


Yep, you’re right, she DOES look like my 18 year old niece Suzi! Even more worrying is the fact that nearly all the fictitious women I’ve painted lately look like Suzi! Is she actually starting to exist ? Will she turn up one night like some twisted character in a Stephen King novel and abuse me till the sun comes up?

Well, let’s flipping hope so!!!