“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Valerie Gaunt

£30.00

I must admit I’d never heard of Elena Anaya but one of you guys requested her so here she is! Now that I’m in my 60’s and no longer the cool dude that I used to be (OK, wanted to be!) I’m relying more and more on you kids to introduce me to all the foxy modern Scream Queens that I’m missing out on while watching the Geriatric Channel. True, the most I can hope for nowadays when I meet hot chicks is that I don’t swallow my tongue and wet myself but, dammit, I can still paint ’em good. If I say so myself!