“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Wicker Man


My editor at The Dark Side, Allan Bryce, rarely spends much time on his emails but the one with cover suggestions for issue 169  was really bleak! “Wicker Man, Playboy Bunnies in horror and Amicus Films. You’ve already done a good Amicus, I daren’t let you loose on the Bunnies so Wicker Man is probably the best bet” X Allan. PS Cheque is in the post. Hopefully he meant the 1973 original and not the goddawful 2006 remake. Having said that, who wouldn’t enjoy painting Nicolas Cage bounding out of the woods in a bear costume and chinning a nun!