“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Spitting Witch

£30.00

This would make a great cover for a book called ‘The Spitting Witch’ so quick someone, write one! Looking at this painting now, maybe I should have called it ‘Drooling Witch’ or ‘I just Let Fly With A Really Big Gob about a second ago, Witch’. The idea of having her defiantly spitting on her tormentors was an afterthought and although I could have changed her mouth to look more ‘spitty’ I like it the way it is. And, of course, I’m a lazy sod!