“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Spitting Witch


This would make a great cover for a book called ‘The Spitting Witch’ so quick someone, write one! Looking at this painting now, maybe I should have called it ‘Drooling Witch’ or ‘I just Let Fly With A Really Big Gob about a second ago, Witch’. The idea of having her defiantly spitting on her tormentors was an afterthought and although I could have changed her mouth to look more ‘spitty’ I like it the way it is. And, of course, I’m a lazy sod!