“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Smoking Girl


I gave this filthy habit up years ago; smoking that is, not mucky women. Mind you, I only gave up mucky women because I got too old to catch any. Aw, who am I kidding; I never caught any. The closest I ever got to scoring a mucky woman was when Sheila Clapp ran over my foot with her Renault Clio!