“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Sect

£30.00

This was done as a Blu-Ray cover for Shameless Screen Entertainment’s release of The Sect. They have an art director called Charlotte who emails me every time they want a cover and I always visualise her being incredibly hot so I never bleat or charge extra when she wants changes; which she always frikking does.

Silly old fart; ‘Charlotte’s’ probably 18 stone and called Bob when he’s not art directing!