“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Penguin


Coming in at number four in my Super Villain Series is Danny DeVito’s The Penguin. I’ve just noticed that in my Ebay listing I promised everyone Danny DeVito’s The Riddler! What a dumbass; just put it down to the toxic oil paint and turpentine fumes – all of which will totally safe and dry by the time the painting gets to the buyer of course!