“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Penguin

£30.00

Coming in at number four in my Super Villain Series is Danny DeVito’s The Penguin. I’ve just noticed that in my Ebay listing I promised everyone Danny DeVito’s The Riddler! What a dumbass; just put it down to the toxic oil paint and turpentine fumes – all of which will totally safe and dry by the time the painting gets to the buyer of course!