“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Mummy Karloff 2

£30.00

I became a $%^%$*% pensioner while I was painting this. I knew I was starting to get old when people stopped shooting at me and trying to run me over but dam’, it still comes as a shock. Still, it’s nice to have the luxury of creating stuff I like and I no longer have to grit my teeth through a good, solid 8 hour painting session. The problem is, everything I do nowadays seems to take 8 hours, probably because some things are no longer that solid!