“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Mother Of Tears


The Mother Of Tears probably isn’t Dario Argento’s best moment but heck, it’s full of hot Italian chicks so who’s complaining?
Well, me actually. Or at least I should be because I used to have thing for Italian women which explains why I drive around in a Citreon Belingo and sob into my bank statements each month!