“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Ice Queen

£30.00

This is one of those paintings that I thought was going to set the world on fire but instead it fizzled out like a damp squib. Even though it was a one day quickie done for an online auction it still hurt to watch it slink off for a piddling 100 quid especially as the next night one of my more average Vampirella’s fetched over 3 times more. Still, like they say, art is subjective. Either that or folks are just more galvanized by paintings of Vampi exhibiting her excellant head! (see SCREAM QUEENS)