“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Horror Of Party Beach


“And the winner for best motion picture of 1964 goes to……. The Horror Of Party Beach!” Well, that’s the way it should have gone down. Sadly, the award was won by a bunch of cloying crap entitled My Fair Lady. Patooeee (that’s me spitting by the way). It was all political, of course; Horror Of Party Beach was vastly superior in every way, including the music which was provided by the sensational Del-Aires, who incidentally, are still awaiting a record deal 52 years later. C’mon, record distributors, pull your fingers out!