“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Gorgon Montage

£30.00

The Gorgon is one of my all time favourite Hammer Horrors so when a Blu Ray was released I immediately plonked down my 30 quid and eagerly awaited it’s arrival from the States. Now, I already own a couple of perfectly good Gorgon DVD’s and I really didn’t need to see those jiggling rubber snakes looking any sillier on a hi res Blu Ray but this disc had a commentary track and I’ve waited a long time to hear a good one on The Gorgon.

Sadly I’m still waiting because instead of an in depth narrative on the actors and production I got two women banging on about menstrual cycles and female perspectives in horror films while the movie dragged on totally unwatched in the background!

Oh well, that’s another lump of hard earned dosh down the pooper. You guys on the other hand, can happily bid away with confidence, safe in the knowledge that this superb painting will continue to draw gasps of amazement from several generations of your family for thousands of years to come!

Or better still, flogged for a huge profit as soon I pop off!!!