“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Fog

£30.00

I can make more painting nudes than this Classic Horror Series because even though they don’t fetch as much money they only take a quarter of the time to paint. However, as I enter my golden years I figure leaving a legacy that isn’t based around filthy renderings of my 18 year old niece from Frinton is more important than making a quick buck. Actually, now you all know how old I am I better point out that I don’t actually paint my 18 year old niece from Frinton. The girl I use is a fetish model and actress called Mercedes and lives 6,000 miles away from my lecherous old grasp in sunny San Francisco. Still, one of my fellow illustrators is still stuck with using his 59 year old wife as a model. So suck that, Bob!!!!