“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Crawling Eye


“Didn’t you see? His head had been torn oorrrrffff!!!!!!” Ah, they don’t make films like this anymore. You young guys, of course, are thinking ‘bloody good job too’ but us old farts loved this stuff back in the 50’s and 60’s. I did have to tart the critter up a bit though, because all these Classic Horror paintings are Dark Side magazine cover submissions and the actual models used in the film are about as scary as a The Muppets!