“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Collinson Twins


I’m really fond of these two girls, which is hardly surprising as painting them has added greatly to the Melton family coffers. Yep, those cheeky Collinson etchings single handedly allowed us to dump the squirrel pies and venture into the wonderful world of Lidl where we leapt on an array of succulent delicacies, some of which were nearly in date. Here’s my latest oil featuring the tasty twins. Believe it or not, I’ve never been a big fan of Twins Of Evil. I still can’t believe they set the hottest (!) chick in it on fire right at the beginning!