“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

The Bride Of Frankenstein Alla Prima

£30.00

Boy, if I had a buck for every time I’ve painted this chick I’d have..well….er…fifteen bucks. Still, that’s a fair old bunch of brides so I should be getting the hang of her! Of course, I’ve also done Suzi as the bride, Suzi with the bride and a bunch of other erotic brides as commissions but Elsa Lanchester remains the most stunning of the bunch.
But hey, don’t tell Suzi!