“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



Yes folks, it’s me; drink me in, there are no bad bits! I’m joking of course, I can’t actually remember the last time I set eyes on a GOOD bit! Still, on the plus side it’s a lot easier painting gnarled old dudes like me than it is hot 18 year old chicks like Suzi and this painting is for the Melton’s Meltdown introduction page in her new magazine.
More exciting than this painting of me though, is the 3 page comic strip I’ve been asked to do for Suzi Screams Again. I turned the assignment down yesterday but woke up quite excited this morning (a rare event nowadays!) keen to do the whole strip in oil paint. A challenging project to be sure, but hopefully highly collectable and you get a chance to buy prints of it right here!
Oh, you lucky, lucky bastards!