“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Screams Again Intro Image


This is the first painting you’ll see when you open up Suzi Screams Again, unless you start flicking through from the back of course. Fans of her last book know that Suzi likes to welcome readers in with a tasteful image and then it all goes t*ts up (literally!) from there on in. Next up will be a portrait of me introducing the Melton’s Meltdown section or Suzi in a wet t-shirt flogging her superb range of cheeky tops. You’ll actually be able to order these although heaven knows where you’ll be able to wear ’em!