“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Whitstable


I was going to pass on on Ronnie O’Halloran’s suggestion of a Game Of Thrones dragon for today’s ‘Suzi Goes To….’ but Ronnie is having a really rotten week so I ignored my aversion to painting dragons (they take for frikking ever!) and bit the bullet. Apparently Ronnie’s new Yugoslavian bride, Slobba Downmycockubitch, ran off with someone she genuinely found attractive just hours after the ceremony.
Fortunately Ronnie is picking up the pieces and is already engaged to a new girl, Wang Ho, and I’m sure that relationship will work out just great.