“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Thrumpton

£30.00

I debated whether or not to paint Jimmy Kowalski’s suggestion of Suzi meeting one of the turd shaped creatures from Shivers because they’re about as much fun to paint as….erm……a turd! Still, when Jimmy’s nurse arrived to give him his bath this morning what should she find bobbing about in the suds but a perfect replica of David Cronenberg’s libido enhancing parasite in Shivers! Before she could react, the little bugger leapt from the bath onto her quivering breasts before forcing it’s way between her full, moist, pouting lips. Within minutes she was transformed from mild mannered nurse Priscilla Prim into a rabid, wang obsessed nymphomaniac who jumped into the bath with Jimmy and performed sex acts far too disgusting to share with you here.
At least that’s how Jimmy described the event. In reality though, he probably just popped out an embarrassing floater and wound up washing himself.

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Suzi Goes To Thrumpton

£30.00

I debated whether or not to paint Jimmy Kowalski’s suggestion of Suzi meeting one of the turd shaped creatures from Shivers because they’re about as much fun to paint as….erm……a turd! Still, when Jimmy’s nurse arrived to give him his bath this morning what should she find bobbing about in the suds but a perfect replica of David Cronenberg’s libido enhancing parasite in Shivers! Before she could react, the little bugger leapt from the bath onto her quivering breasts before forcing it’s way between her full, moist, pouting lips. Within minutes she was transformed from mild mannered nurse Priscilla Prim into a rabid, wang obsessed nymphomaniac who jumped into the bath with Jimmy and performed sex acts far too disgusting to share with you here.
At least that’s how Jimmy described the event. In reality though, he probably just popped out an embarrassing floater and wound up washing himself.