“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Tenby


You might be thinking that Suzi should be looking more apprehensive,considering her predicament, but by now she’s a real pro having been ravaged by Killer Crabs in Frinton, Giant Leeches in Cleethorpes, Humanoids From The Deep in Margate and Killer Shrews in Shitterton etc…etc…..
Although I enjoy writing the Suzi series, in truth it’s just an excuse to create good old fashioned horror/sexploitation oil paintings because I absolutely love painting this stuff. And it’s really tough to do! Don’t believe me? Well, if you can find a better original piece of artwork anywhere featuring a naked young woman straddling a lilo whilst being ravaged by a giant anaconda then I’ll give you this one for free!