“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Southport


Thanks go to David Mills for the chosen monster in this ‘Suzi Goes To…’ painting. Despite suffering from a debilitating bout of syphilis, David bravely ignored his painful sores, chugged back a glass of penicillin and fired off his excellent suggestion of the Cyclops from The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad.
David also requested that the action take place in his home town of Southport, a beautiful seaside resort which amongst other things boasts a friendly and serene STD clinic.
At least it is on the days when David’s not there screeching his way through another willy scrub.
Which is most days.