“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To South Cheam

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We have Steve Williams to thank for the Zanti Misfit’s popping up in 2018 after 55 years in the wilderness. Steve also requested that Suzi goes up a cup size for this painting as he has a ravenous titty fixation after being deprived the real thing by his mum at feeding times.
‘I remember it like yesterday’ wrote Steve ‘me mam were watching that 60’s sci fi show The Outer Limits, the one with them Zanti Misfits, and it were time for my feed. I lay in her lap feeling all warm and cosy watching her undo her cardigan and just when I was expecting a tummy full of mummy’s best she simply took off her cardy and bunged me the bottle. That sort of thing has a cataphoric effect on a lad. I didn’t manage to flog many television’s at Dixon’s that day I can tell you.’
A sad story to be sure, Steve, but you’ll be pleased to know that not only will you be publicly humiliated in my new book but that this painting will accompany Suzi’s next adventure in the Dark Side magazine!