“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Preston


Suzi is visiting Preston courtesy of Archie Fleming who wisely has omitted all personal details from his message. This means that Archie can happily walk the streets of his town safe in the knowledge that no one realises he likes to see 18 year girls getting rogered up the….um…Devonshire coast by cheesy ‘B’ movie sea critters.
Of course, in this painting our monster (from The Horror Of Party Beach) has been rendered a respectable distance away from Suzi’s rear end but only because my wife (Sally) made me re-paint him there. Still, Suzi’s expression shows that I originally rendered this piece to Archie’s exact requirements.
By the way Archie; Sally thinks you’re a seriously twisted pervert of unheard of proportions. And she’s married to me!