“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Plumpton


The idea for this painting was given to me at Dark Fest by Frenchman Lucien Charron. Lucien noticed the poster for my upcoming book and came over with his suggested ‘B’ movie critter for Suzi to tackle.
“Allo” he chirped “I would like to see Soozi rolling around in a beeg steecky poodle of ze sploooodge.”
Now, I’m proud to say that everybody who’s contacted me has had their suggested monster painted but when I got home and Googled ‘poodle sploodge’ the video that came up definitely didn’t qualify as a quality Creature Feature; even though Wang Ho and Dylan were obviously giving it their best shot.
So I assumed that something got lost in the translation and what Lucien really meant to say was “I’d like to see Suzi tackle that gooey killer yogurt from the 1985 film, The Stuff!”
Great suggestion Lucien, so here it is!