“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Plockton

£30.00

Thanks go to Scotland’s David McKay for suggesting the hilariously inept Robot Monster!

“Hi Rick” his letter chirpily began “I’d like Suzi to meet the goofy helmeted gorilla from Robot Monster and if it’s not too much trouble I’d like all the action to place in beautiful Plockton which was the favourite seaside resort of my beloved Mum and Dad.”

A heart-warming note to be sure although on 2nd viewing it read “Shove your book up your arse you fat bastard.”