“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Newquay

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Suzi meets Baragon has been suggested by Juan Reza who last year managed to squeak across the Mexican border despite 39.54 million Californian’s trying to keep him out. Thanks to hard work, a steel resolve and a sack full of grade ‘A’ Colombian blow, Juan was soon living in a much sort after neighbourhood and hopes to have a girl working on every corner of it by 2025. Sadly Juan won’t get to see his name in the book because I’ve reported him to immigration but there’s plenty of folks who will get to enjoy their 15 minutes of fame such as Dan McElroy from Spokane. His suggestion of the giant crocodile in ‘Croc’ is up next and hopefully Dan will have recovered from having that gerbil removed in time to enjoy it.