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Suzi Goes To Newbiggin By The Sea

£30.00

This time around our mutant critter has been suggested by Jeff Sharman of Stratford -On-Avon who chose the teen munching fish from 2010’s Mega Piranha! Jeff recently shook off the devastation of losing the love of his life, Big Brenda, after he rather stupidly left her propped up against a radiator. Jeff arrived home to find a puddle of rubber on his rug with just two nipples and a huge pair of open lips defiantly hanging onto life.
Despite every effort by paramedics, Brenda eventually flat lined and her body was consigned to the bin.

Sorry for your loss, Jeff.