“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Morecambe


Suzi meets one of the Alligator People was suggested by Steve Poole so lucky Steve will get a personal message from me at the front of the book plus he’ll be credited in a derogatory and humiliating way in the painting’s caption.
Sadly Steve is bopping around in the North Sea with a bunch of sailors so he won’t be able to see this excellent piece until the Ebay auction is finished. I could have listed it later but Steve stupidly sent me a two page Suzi adventure that was better written than mine are…. so stuff him!