“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Lands End

£30.00

I have a bunch of terrific customers who suggest easily rendered creatures for Suzi to meet and I also have an absolute bastard like Jim Nicoll who suggests stuff like this! I didn’t mind so much when Jim actually used to bid on my paintings but since the council discovered that he lives with six cats and not the 14 children and 400lb bedridden wife he’s been claiming for they’ve cut his benefits off. Yep, things have been pretty tight at 21 Shitt Street but as someone who diligintly pays his taxes (thanks to all my sales going through £$%&%$£ PayPal!) I think it serves the scrounging krunt right!
Oh, I better mention that Suzi is meeting the Harpies from Jason And The Argonauts in this piece. I originally painted them as they appeared in the film but unfortunately Ray Harryhausen didn’t put a lot of detail into these characters (probably because Harpies fly around butt naked and this was a kid’s film!) so I had to embellish mine a bit more.