“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Heacham Beach


I have a very good reason for not saying anything derogatory about the chap who had the idea for this painting because it was me! Normally one of you guys would be getting torn a new one after suggesting a ‘B’ movie critter for Suzi to tackle but sadly no one suggested Fiend Without A Face so I had to suggest it myself.
We’re back to normal for our next painting in the series which features Suzi with an alien facehugger on her arse. Big thanks goes to persistent bed wetter George Hathaway for this suggestion. Well done George; very classy. Hopefully Nurse Phist will apply some obviously needed extra relief when she pops in to change your sheets later.