“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Gorleston


HELP!!! One of you guys asked for Suzi to tackle the Monster Of Piedras Blancas and even though I print off and carefully Blu Tac all your suggestions up in my exquisite garden studio (shed) this one has fallen off, got blown out the door and made away on it’s toes. Obviously without a name I’ve got nobody to insult so if you’re the chap that suggested this goddawful movie please get in contact with me!