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Suzi Goes To Frinton

£30.00

Regular readers of my column in The Dark Side magazine will suss that this oil painted illustration heralds in yet another episode featuring the adventures of my (sadly fictional!) 18 year old niece, Suzi. Having been attacked by Pterodactyls in Hunstanton and a Blood Beast in Skegness this month’s adventure takes place in Frinton, a town so steeped in culture that one can’t help but absorb some of its quaint customs. Therefore, within an hour of arriving, Suzi has chugged back 3 pints of Stella, had both nipples pierced and is soon skipping down to the beach with a KISS tattoo on her arse!